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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:02

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.